Tatoos
tattoo dudes
(Chester on the left; Jesse on the right)

Chester: Oh, Dude. You got a tatoo.
Jesse: So do you Dude!
Chester: Dude. What does my tatoo say?
Jesse: "Sweet" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude" What does mine say?
Jesse: "SWEET" WHAT ABOUT MINE?
Chester: "DUDE" WHAT DOES MINE SAY?
Jesse: "SWEET" WHAT ABOUT MINE?
Chester: "DUDE" WHAT DOES MINE SAY?
Jesse: "SWEET" (The two start fighting)
Shopkeeper: Idiots! Your tatoo says "dude". Your tatoo says "sweet". Got it?!

--from Dude, who stole my car